Chandler-isms

Chandler: Can we buy this necklace?

Mommy: No sweetie, mommy doesn't have extra money for that.

Chandler: Well just go see the cash-man.

Mommy: (thinking, I wish I knew who he was)

Daddy: (to Chandler) If I see you take Brighton's giraffe you will sit in time out.

Chandler: Well don't look.